The future, as I see it, is measurable only by two things…

The Star Trek Transporter…

The Hoverboard…

Until these things come to pass, I consider all other technological advancements less than amazing. That’s not to say that the Gameboy or the CD aren’t cool, but just think about the impact THESE things will have.

I’m not gonna get all deep and philosophical and shit. Simply stated, I’ve always wanted to fly (even if by contraption) and instant transportation from one location to the next would make vacationing a whole lot easier.

In closing, I hope this can all happen in the next four years, because according to the Mayan calendar, about the time when Sarah Palin is the next president elect, the world will come to an end.

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