The 7 Deadly Sins and their respective spokesperson(s) in today’s world:
Pride
Wes Anderson
“My name is Wes Anderson. You just don’t get it.”
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Greed
The guy that sells cellphone apparel at kiosks in the mall
“Do you need a neon green casing that I stole from a Christmas shipment that was going to an orphanage?”
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Lust
The State of California
“I’m ready to shoot, Jack. I even kind of look like a semi.”
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Envy
Senior Citizens
“I was sexy once. And I didn’t have no iPod neither!”
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Gluttony
People who say, “I didn’t eat breakfast.”
“What? I didn’t.”
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Wrath
The City of Detroit
“Don’t fucking look at me.”
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Sloth
The writers of the movie Hancock
“it’s not like people are going to leave the theater if they’ve been there for an hour.”
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