Posted on 01.27.09 to Business Cards by Jake Dubs

Inapproprisiness Cards

Because the regular kind is for the normal, the conventional, and the weak.

To be given to an attractive woman whom you have unclean feelings for:

To be given to a waiter/tress who you’ve just screwed:

To be given to a person who has what you want out of life:

To be given to any individual who has crossed, disrespected or hurt you:

To be given to an attractive female at the gym whom you secretly stalk:

To be given to a panhandler on the street:

To be put on the windshield of one’s car when parking illegally:

To be given to a street/subway performer

To be given to your boss:

To be given to the manager of anyplace you go to the bathroom in that has a “restroom for customers only” sign:

To be given to anyone who treads on your rights and/or pisses you off for any reason whatsoever:

To be placed in one of those restaurant “win a free meal” bowls:

If anybody’s got any of their own, Blommit would love to see them. Post away.

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pay me more!

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Matt Bradley added these pithy words on Jan 27 09 at 10:11 am

To all stupid people:
I make it my business not to be a moron. Looks like you don’t. Dumbass.

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Wendy added these pithy words on Jan 27 09 at 3:20 pm

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