Bad breath, also known as mouth stank, haunts over 25% of the planet’s population and is often a main culprit in most night club and playground rejections.
Contrary to popular belief, the biggest problem isn’t necessarily the stench itself — it’s the odor’s illusive nature. Chances are, if you have bad breath, you don’t even know. Or, if you are aware of your oral condition, you don’t understand the degree to which you stink.
Bad breath doesn’t taste like it smells. This is a problem.
Something needs to be done.
Ah! Something has been done.
The breathe easy: the bad breath indicator.
The breathe easy is a card made out of a patent pending film that acts as a combination of a mood ring and the put-your-hand-in-front-of-your-mouth-breathe-and-sniff technique of checking for bad breath.
The breathe easy is easy to use. All you need to do is exhale onto the white oval, wait 10 seconds, and watch the oval change colors to one of the 5 shades of stink. If the color is on the left side of the spectrum, tame the stench before trying to smooth talk a honey(s). On the other hand, if the color is on the right side of the spectrum, don’t hesitate. Make your move.
With any luck, the breathe easy will improve the lives of zillions, if not thousands, of people by alerting them to the presence of hideous odors that leak out of their mouths with every exhale.
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