George: “So, you were in a sorority, right?”

Laura: “Yep. Go Theta!! And hook ‘em horns!!!”

G: “Awesome.”

L: “Yeah, it was pretty saaaweet.”

G: “Sounds pretty sweet. I was at Yale. No big deal. Wanna do some blow?”

L: “Ummm, did you even need to ask???”

G: “Here, come behind this giant David The Gnome sculpture with me”

1 minute and 23 seconds later.

G: “So I *sniffle* heard you killed a guy in Midland when you ran a stopsign… That true?”

L: “I don’t really wanna talk about that, George. Sorta… trying to forget about that.”

G: “That’s cool. Y’know I killed a guy once, too.

L: “Really?”

G: “Yep. Back in ‘Nam.”

L: “God, you’re so interesting.”

G: “Yeah, it was nothin’.  No big deal, really. Hey, check out this putt.”

L: “Ohhh, almost!”

G: “Ehh, fuck it. Baseball’s my real game, anyway. And drinkin’!! He, he. You know what I’m sayin??? He, he.”

L: “So I heard your dad was maybe gonna be the next candidate for Vice President. That’s a pretty big deal.”

G: “Fuck him.”

L: “I guess politics isn’t your thing. What do you want to do with your life, then?”

G: “I don’t know. Let’s go to Bennigan’s.”

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