Posted on 03.06.09 to Faux by Alex Aloise

I Will Be Whoever It Takes To Get This Chick’s Number

Hey what’s up? I’m Connor…Becca?  Right on. Good to meet you, Becca. So what do you do?…Oh that’s awesome. I shop there all the time. I actually got these jeans there last week…Seriously? Is that a new thing? I swear I got these jeans at that store…Well there was a men’s section when I went there. Weird…What do I do? I mean, you know. A little bit of everything really, haha…No, no. I do have a job. It’s just my job job, you know what I mean?…It’s just a way to pay the bills. My real job is my music…Well I used to be in a band, and we were pretty close to getting signed, but I just got really fed up with the corporate BS of the industry, you know? So I left to focus on my solo stuff…It’s pretty deep. Really personal. Very experimental. Kinda like an Iron & Wine sound fused with, like, Chamillionaire…Oh yeah. It’s totally my passion…How can you not listen to music?…Well, yeah, I understand. I sorta stopped listening to a lot of music too. Too many memories about the band. Plus now I can focus on my writing…I’ve got a few short stories finished, and I’m working on my next screenplay right now…It’s awesome. It’s going to be so good once it’s done. It’s An Affair To Remember meets Donnie Darko meets Another Stakeout…Really?…I don’t have much time to get to the movies these days either. That’s really just a way for me to pass the time when I’m not training…MMA. I’ve got my first fight next month…Yeah, Coach Shamrock says I’m one of the better students he’s had…Oh your brother fought? What’s his record?…Wow. I’m so sorry to hear that. Well at least he’s blinking now. That’s a good sign…I don’t know what time it is, sorry. I guess I left my phone in the car. I swear these new S-Classes have waaay too many compartments…Oh I agree…Yeah, you’re right…Greenhouse gasses…Well it’s my buddy’s car. I’m DD tonight…No, that was a virgin shot…I would have biked here tonight  but I messed up my back tire this morning when I was leading my group of inner-city kids up a mountain pass. It was really beautiful…Orlando does too have beautiful mountain passes…Well it’s been awesome talking to you Becca. Can I call you sometime?…Cool cool. Let me write this down…Ok 8…uh huh 6-7…5 got it…3-0 yup…9. Sweet. I’ll call you soon.

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