So, this week’s topic is ‘Faux’ and it has been a tough topic for most of us… but Friday night, after four beers and a basket of mozzarella sticks, I found my muse.

There is no type of poem that stretches the meaning of poetry more than a Haiku.  Let’s be honest with each other, if you read a Haiku that someone wrote you aren’t like “Wow! What a poet.” You are more likely to think “Wow! They know how to count the number of syllables in a sentence.”

Therefore, as a tribute to the fakest type of poetry I can think of, I’ve written Haikus about all things ‘Faux’. Well six things ‘Faux’, but they are some of the better ones.

‘High Fauxfile’
Some wear fake glasses
They give sex very easy
Plan-B, high fashion

“Faux Pas”
Push-up bras are bad
They over sell expectation
under deliver boobs

“Ho-Faux-Sho”
Guys who say they do
Probably don’t get laid much
They only spank themselves

“Fauxmous”
If you’re on Myspace
and have lots of friends online
you don’t in real life

“Faux-sheezy”
The more bling you wear
the worse your rap beats are son.
ask M.C Hammer.

“Radi-faux”
Some enjoy logic.
Others prefer deception.
They like Rush Limbaugh.

If you submit a Haiku in the comments section I will add it to this post.  Just give First name, Age, and City.  I won’t censor as long as they are actually Haikus.

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