If napkins were our currency,

it would be awesome.

The only downside would be the lack of wallet space.

And telephone slots might get tricky.

But birthday cards from Grandma would be fun.

Holiday gifts to cleaning ladies would be simple.

I’d make it rain on this bitch every day.

And toilet paper would be insanely valuable.

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