I love the alphabet!  To me it means love because love happens on Valentine’s Day and Valentine’s Day is in February and there are 28 days in February and 28 letters in the alphabet*.  So that means that the alphabet means love.

In the Bible, 1 John 4:8 says, “God is love.”  Well, in my Bible, that verse reads, “The alphabet is love.”  I actually scratched it out and rewrote it.  So I guess that means the alphabet is my God.  Is the alphabet my religion?  Well, I’m not really sure about that.  I haven’t thought about it that much.

But I do know that I don’t like to call the alphabet the alphabet.  I like to call the alphabet the alphabetter, because I think it’s better than anything else ever.  Maybe the alphabest is a better name.  I’ll have to think about that.  I need to figure out what the best name for the alphabet is.  In the mean time, we’ll go with the alphabest because it sounds the best.  And I love it and want it to sound the best ever.

And I love Valentine’s Day too.  Valentine’s Day was on a Saturday this year and I bought my lady a denim jacket with rhinestones on the back that spelled out Honeydew.  I call her Honeydew because she’s my honey and I love the dew that forms on the grass on a spring morning and it reminds me of her because she’s fresh all the time.

Her name is Helen and she’s my second favorite thing ever.  We like to gather round the piano and sing duets of Jackson by Johnny Cash.  I love Helen for sure.  She’s a beaut, and she loves the way my butt looks in my Dockers, but I can’t help it, I love the alphabest more.  It’s my favorite thing ever!

*Unlike Terry here, I am well aware that there are 27 letters in the alphabet.

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