Graduation is a time to sit back, relax and bathe in the ecstasy that accompanies years of hard work.
Hogwarts is no different. Just like us, they wrap up their tireless efforts with one, powerful stint of debauchery. Yes, it is true; Hogwarts has a beach week.
Here is what they will be bringing:
At least three muggle chaperones that can co-sign for the week
Four cases of Mike’s Hard Lemonade
1 bottle of Blue Curacao
Griffinedore’s Gwenty-pack of lubricated condoms
The running from the cops spell: Wingardium Leviosa Swinus
Handcuffs
Footcuffs
Wandcuffs
The directors cut of Requiem for a Dream
An audio recording of Dumbledore singing Vitamin C’s song Graduation
Swimtrunks
A blended racoon
Crazy Flip Flops
Slytherin’s forget-me punch
13 frogs
Hufflepuff’s 90 person hookah
Five pounds of drain hair
Hagrid’s Secret Snozzberry Fungai
30 grams of Voldemort (even Harry wants to try a little)
Ravenclaw’s most awesome, best-in-the-world, not-to-be-missed, cure-all-for-everything brunch
Hermione’s twitter feed
A deck of cards
28 friends
1 week
1 beach house
Pure magic
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(the photo is courtesy of the-spine.com – it is the first image that comes up when you search Harry Potter on google.)
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