Posted on 07.12.09 to Jazz by Jake Dubs

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So we’re getting it on, and all of the sudden, without warning, she starts jazzing me. I’m like, ‘Really?’

Did you see that play? That cornerback just jazzed so hard.

I’d like to take that chack out back and jazz her till she can’t stand.

Just got a citation from campus security for jazzing in public. I hate the University fuzz.

You know who I always sort of jazzed? Linda Ellerbee. Whatever happened to her?

This guy was looking at my girl weird, so I jazzed him in his face.

I was so effing jazzed, I started making Bloody Marys with Heinz Ketchup.

So I’m totally jazzing this girl, and she’s all, ‘Stop it.’

We were at the amusement park this weekend, and Brian jazzed at some old lady.

Why don’t you do the world a favor and jazz yourself.

I don’t think MJ was all that bad. Even though dude did jazz on little boys.

Did you hear about Paul? When he was in Tijuana, the cops caught him jazzing. Dude’s in a Mexican jail.

You would be so jazzed to hear about what I did last night, brah.

She couldn’t find a bathroom, so she just jazzed in the bushes.

You’ll never guess who jazzed at the party last night—Kim. It was a classic move.

He was like, ‘That’s so jazz, dude.’ And I was like, ‘word.’

Sorry, I just jazzed in my pants.

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Linda Ellerbee will turn 65 on August 65, although she still feels about 19. She’s still writing books, running Lucky Duck Productions in New York, and still producing and hosting “Nick News” on Nickelodeon.

Well, you asked.

Best,

Linda Ellerbee

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Linda Ellerbee added these pithy words on Jul 13 09 at 10:19 am

linda,

as products of nickelodeon in the 90′s, we are both humbled and honored to have you as a reader, even if it’s just this one time. i don’t think any of us ever foresaw the host of nick news ever reading, let alone commenting on something we wrote.

all the best,

jake

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Jake Dubs added these pithy words on Jul 13 09 at 12:35 pm

Nice jake, nice.

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Jesse added these pithy words on Jul 13 09 at 6:45 pm

It’s called Google Alert. If you’re on TV, you want (need) to know what folks are saying about you, although, frankly, you often wish you didn’t. But this case was different.

Be well, and don’t forget to laugh.

Linda Ellerbee

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