People whose Pillow Talk I wish I could have heard (and what I imagine it was).

Mike O’Malley, the host of GUTS, and Moe, the British referee from GUTS

Mike:  You really gave it your all.
Mo:     I know.
Mike:  Well, I’ve got to get going.
Mo:     Mike?
Mike:   Yes.
Mo:      Am I really more fun than the Aggro Crag?
Mike:   Yes, Mo.  Yes you are.
Mo:       Cheers, mate.
Mike:    Alright, we got a show to do.
Mo:       Where is my whistle?

David Beckham and his wife, Victoria Beckham a.k.a. Posh Spice

Victoria Beckham:   Are you awake darling?
David Beckham:      Gooooooooooooooooooooooo
Victoria Beckham:   Please stop.
David Beckham:      ooooooooooooooooo
Victoria Beckham:   David, I’m serious.
David Beckham:      oooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Victoria Beckham:   You act like a bloody schoolboy.
David Beckham:       aaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllll.

Tom and Roseanne Arnold

Roseanne Arnold:    Nachos?
Tom Arnold:        Cake.
Roseanne Arnold:       Cake nachos?
Tom Arnold:               If we have the stuff to make them.

Jon and Kate Gosselin

Jon:     I love you.
Kate:   Fuck off, you stupid piece of shit.
Jon:     Do you want to spoon?
Kate:   I’d love to spoon with you, but unfortunately I don’t spoon with pieces of shit.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Angelina:  Brad?
Brad:         Yes, Angie.
Angelina:   My lips are fake.
Brad:          Well, my back is fake.
Angelina:   What?  Why?
Brad:          Don’t ask questions.  Come here.
(They kiss)
Brad:           Now, where do you want to get a kid from next?
Angelina:    Well, I would like to have one that is good at skiing.
Brad:           Hello Norway.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Affleck:  You were amazing.
J-Lo:       So were you.
Affleck:  Like unbelievable.
J-Lo:       So were you.
Affleck:  Let’s make a movie together.
J-Lo:       Yes, people will love it.
Affleck:  Yes they will.

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