People whose Pillow Talk I wish I could have heard (and what I imagine it was).
Mike O’Malley, the host of GUTS, and Moe, the British referee from GUTS
Mike: You really gave it your all.
Mo: I know.
Mike: Well, I’ve got to get going.
Mo: Mike?
Mike: Yes.
Mo: Am I really more fun than the Aggro Crag?
Mike: Yes, Mo. Yes you are.
Mo: Cheers, mate.
Mike: Alright, we got a show to do.
Mo: Where is my whistle?
David Beckham and his wife, Victoria Beckham a.k.a. Posh Spice
Victoria Beckham: Are you awake darling?
David Beckham: Gooooooooooooooooooooooo
Victoria Beckham: Please stop.
David Beckham: ooooooooooooooooo
Victoria Beckham: David, I’m serious.
David Beckham: oooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Victoria Beckham: You act like a bloody schoolboy.
David Beckham: aaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllll.
Tom and Roseanne Arnold
Roseanne Arnold: Nachos?
Tom Arnold: Cake.
Roseanne Arnold: Cake nachos?
Tom Arnold: If we have the stuff to make them.
Jon and Kate Gosselin
Jon: I love you.
Kate: Fuck off, you stupid piece of shit.
Jon: Do you want to spoon?
Kate: I’d love to spoon with you, but unfortunately I don’t spoon with pieces of shit.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Angelina: Brad?
Brad: Yes, Angie.
Angelina: My lips are fake.
Brad: Well, my back is fake.
Angelina: What? Why?
Brad: Don’t ask questions. Come here.
(They kiss)
Brad: Now, where do you want to get a kid from next?
Angelina: Well, I would like to have one that is good at skiing.
Brad: Hello Norway.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez
Affleck: You were amazing.
J-Lo: So were you.
Affleck: Like unbelievable.
J-Lo: So were you.
Affleck: Let’s make a movie together.
J-Lo: Yes, people will love it.
Affleck: Yes they will.
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