Pillow talk, typically the moments immediately after the expulsion of some type of bodily fluid, are some of the most vulnerable instances we will ever find ourselves in. After just experiencing one of the greatest pleasures in this world, existing in a state of euphoric bliss- of course our decision making process is going to be mildly inhibited. Regretful decisions or promises made in post-coital negotiations have plagued humanity through the ages. Those promises and statements that seemed to fit the moment perfectly but in retrospect can morph into some of the most regretful utterances of our lives. Below we find a list of circumstances, throughout recorded history, where pillow talk and those few moments of weakness lead to poor decisions whose consequences we still endure today.
Pillowtalk: Adam & Eve
“Adam, I’m hungry”
Pillowtalk: Paris & Helen of Troy
“Of course I’ll move away with you”
Pillowtalk: Harland and Wolff (1909)
“I want to build you the biggest boat the world has ever seen”
Pillowtalk: German whore and Hitler
“Ja, you would be so good in politics Dolphy boy”
Pillowtalk: David Bowie & Transgendered Star Salesman
“You mean like short in the front and long in the back?”
Pillowtalk: Young couples in love on November 4, 2000
“Cmon baby, let’s just stay in bed all day.”
Pillowtalk: Madonna & Guy Ritchie
“Of course I’ll remake Swept Away”
Pillowtalk: Tom and Katie
“I love you too Tom”
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