So needless to say, I’ve been waiting more than a minute.

Zing. I’ll be here all week.

Sorta. Not really. I mean, I’ll be checking the site all week, but I won’t literally be here here.

Know what I’m saying?

No?

Wow, this got awkward fast.

Welp, see ya.

I appreciate you letting me have the last 36 seconds of your life.

It would have been cooler if I took exactly a minute.

Y’know, in celebration of this week’s topic.

Maybe I will.

What else do you have to do right now besides get to the end of this?

It’s probably been a minute by now, right?

I’ll read back through it and time it to make sure.

There. An exactly one minute post.

But only If you don’t play with that instant rim-shot more than once. That bastard is addictive.

Thanks for your time.

I wish I could use it to power my watch.

Only I can’t.

That would be crazy.

K. Bye.

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