Posted on 08.11.09 to Fruits and Vegetables by Jake Dubs

It Was Funny In The Shower. I Swear.

We choose to go to the fruit, not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

Forescore and seven fruits ago, our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation…

Imagination is more important than fruit.

Today, December 7th, 1941, is a day that will live in fruit.

I did not have fruit relations with that woman.

Give a man a fruit, it will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fruit, it will feed him for life.

Fruit unto others as you would have them fruit unto you.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this fruit.

Speak softly and carry a big fruit.

If at first you don’t succeed, try afruit.

I pledge allegiance to the fruit of the United States of America…

To err is human, to forgive fruit.

There’s a lady who’s sure, all that glitters is gold, and she’s buying the fruit to heaven.

That’s one small fruit for man, one giant fruit for mankind.

If the fruit does not fit, you must acquit.

Ask not what your fruit can do for you, ask what you can do for your fruit.

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world fruit.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its fruit.

When you come to a fruit in the road, take it.

Nobody puts fruit in the corner.

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