18 seconds later, Oscar turned, smiled, and promptly devoured Herman and Betty.
As much as he hated these types of weekly shenanigans, James knew his father would someday leave him the trust fund.
The Chronicles of Narnia Pt. VI: The Lion, The Lamb and The Pansy
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sailor.
The hunter had fucked up, and he knew it. The only thing left to do now was stuff all three.
“What the fuck are ewe looking at, motherfucker?” Bradley said, with a smirk. “Ha, I’m just joshin’ ya. Seeing if you caught the pun. Of course you did. ‘Cause you’re a smart guy. Aren’t you, bitch. Yeah. That’s what I thought. Face.”
Art: sometimes shit’s just weird.
It was when the photographer asked little Billy to remove his shirt and ‘stroke the lamb’ that his mother had finally heard enough.
After a series of failed sheepdog replacements, Farmer John and his son, Glen, decided to go with something a little more hardcore. It was a well-documented failure.
Alan was all smiles then, sure. But later that day, when his stepfather forced him to butcher and cook that lamb, it was all tears.
Jamie could handle working with the lion. It was the sheep that freaked him out.
John Stamos, circa 1971, on shrooms
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