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		<title>Napkash</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jake Dubs</dc:creator>
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If napkins were our currency,

it would be awesome.

The only downside would be the lack of wallet space.

And telephone slots might get tricky.

But birthday cards from Grandma would be fun.

Holiday gifts to cleaning ladies would be simple.

I&#8217;d make it rain on this bitch every day.

And toilet paper would be insanely valuable.
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		<title>What if napkins were made of people and people were made of pears?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 05:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben Cheney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thursday afternoon was hot as a skillet.  It was July, but still much hotter than normal.  That morning I had overheard Betty, the weather lady, on the television say that it was going to be a “record breaking day”.  I had heard of temperature records a zillion times, but had yet to think about how [...]<br /><div><img src="http://blommit.com/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.gdstarrating.com/"><img src="http://blommit.com/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx/powered.png" border="0" width="80" height="15" /></a><br />]]></description>
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		<title>The Sophisticated Pallet</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jordan Childs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As far back as their history stretches, Napkins have been a dumping ground for human scraps. Collectors of our mouth rot and feeding misdirects- golden ratios of paper or cloth laden with our unintentional scraps.
Think for a moment if for once, napkins were celebrated for their functionality and given the proper medium for which they [...]<br /><div><img src="http://blommit.com/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx.php?value=0.0" /></div><div>Rating: 0.0/<strong>5</strong> (0 votes cast)</div><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.gdstarrating.com/"><img src="http://blommit.com/wp-content/plugins/gd-star-rating/gfx/powered.png" border="0" width="80" height="15" /></a><br />]]></description>
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