The Road Less Traveled

The Road Less Traveled

We are living in a society based on individuality at its very core. You would not be hard pressed to find countless historical examples of great American figures telling people to cut against the grain, “Go West”, or take “the road less traveled by.” And there is merit to these rallying cries. They’ve been a foundation that have pushed people to be innovative and creative and many more adjectives that refer to our need to be different. We are a culture built on being true to our innermost selves, allowing for strange idiosyncrasies to manifest themselves in the oddest of ways. But therein lies the rub. Maybe we’ve taken it a little too far. Can you say Avril Lavigne? There is a difference between taking the road less traveled with the goal of ending up somewhere, and getting lost and not asking for directions. The land of the free may be too free for the discretion of some. Oh, they aren’t hurting anyone, and they deserve to express themselves however they see fit, but below is a list of some roads that should remain less traveled by.

Mime/Clown School
Working out only the top half of your body, so your legs look ridiculous.
Wearing Man-Pris (man capris)
Driving a Volkswagen Beetle
Attending a 3OH!3 concert
Supporting Sarah Palin for president 2012
Visiting daily PerezHilton.com
Public Nose Picking (I shouldn’t even have to say this one, but if you live in NYC you understand why! It’s like preschool all over again.)
Drinking Kambucha Tea (Looks like the hairball in the shower.)

Kombucha Tea

Lower back tattoos for men
Blow-out hair cuts
Civil War reenactments
Leather pants
Prostitution
Sarah McLachlan fan club
Being on the cast of “The Real Houswives” in New Jersey or Orange County or Atlanta or NYC
Wearing Tie-Dye in the 21st century
The Build-A-Bear Workshop
Crying after 30 second TV commercials
Star Jones’ career path
John Goodman’s colon
More than three hair colors at the same time

As you can see, there are a lot of paths that should remain less traveled by. There are a TON more that I can’t think of so if you email me at joey@blommit.com I’ll add them to the list with your credit.

Continuing Support of George Bush with a “W 04″ sticker on your bumper. (from PJacobs51)

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View Comments / Jul 26.09 / The Road Less Traveled / by Joey Camire