Seven Deadly Sins

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By Charles Hodges .
12.30.08 // Seven Deadly Sins

The 7 Deadly Sins and their respective spokesperson(s) in today’s world:

Pride

Wes Anderson

“My name is Wes Anderson.  You just don’t get it.”

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Greed

The guy that sells cellphone apparel at kiosks in the mall

“Do you need a neon green casing that I stole from a Christmas shipment that was going to an orphanage?”

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Lust

The State of California

“I’m ready to shoot, Jack.  I even kind of look like a semi.”

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Envy

Senior Citizens

“I was sexy once.  And I didn’t have no iPod neither!”

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Gluttony

People who say, “I didn’t eat breakfast.”

“What? I didn’t.”

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Wrath

The City of Detroit

“Don’t fucking look at me.”

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Sloth

The writers of the movie Hancock

“it’s not like people are going to leave the theater if they’ve been there for an hour.”

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