What Could Have Been

// What could have been (The Man Dance)

By Matt Spicer .
03.30.10 // What Could Have Been

What could have been, if you had stayed at that sausage fest of a party just a little longer.

Written by: Matt Spicer
Music: Matt Spicer/Emily Lacy/Carrington Faulk
Mixed by: Carrington Faulk
Edited by: Alec Black

View Comments / Mar 30.10 / What Could Have Been / by Matt Spicer

// Can we trust them with our little tykes?

By Ben Cheney .
10.17.09 // Coaches

We trust coaches with our children.  We let them play together with balls on fields and in the dirt and sometimes even under the bleachers.  Yet we know nothing about them.  With the exception of the fact that they love Pizza and children in uniforms.  But really, who are these men that we trust with our children despite their ability to control their tempers, their waist sizes, or their alleged gambling addictions.  Allow me to enlighten.

This is Stefan.  He coaches the FPYC Romancers.  He pretty much has the most team spirit of anyone on the team.

This is Uncle Dan.  He coaches Little League and he makes all the players call him Uncle Dan.  He doesn’t really have his own team.  He’s more of a floater, filling in when other coaches have dentist appointments or open heart surgeries.  But he likes this approach.  It means he has more free time than a full time coach.  Which is good, because he’s still in college and loves his night life.

And this is Craig.  He’s a clown by night and an alcoholic by day and night.  Oh, and he coaches Pee Wee hockey.  The night games are the worst.

View Comments / Oct 17.09 / Coaches / by Ben Cheney

// Just another day at the beach with the new stepmom.

By Ben Cheney .
09.22.09 // Scratch My Back

View Comments / Sep 22.09 / Scratch My Back / by Ben Cheney

// The Sketchy Man

By Alex Aloise .
09.18.09 // Sketchy

The Sketchy Man from alex aloise on Vimeo.

View Comments / Sep 18.09 / Sketchy / by Alex Aloise

// I Just Want To Be Best Friends

By Sarah Pappalardo .
09.17.09 // Sketchy

Can I take your picture? Nevermind, I shouldn’t ask. I’ll just take it. There. Do you want to see it? You look like my mom in that photo. Her name was Diane. I’m not allowed to tell you where she is.

Oh, you like books? I love books too. I was actually working on writing a book. After I read the prequel to Angels and Demons, I thought I’d write a book about an uncle of mine who went through a very similar episode in his life. I finished the first draft spending the summer in Western Alabama, but that draft burned in the yurt fire. So I wrote it again, kept in under my straw mattress and it disappeared. Weird.
Have you ever been held hostage? Me neither.

Oh I don’t like cats. You have a cat? My family used to have tons of them. But Auntie Butterfactory put them all in my room – big mistake, Auntie! That’s when I started living in the basement for a few years.

Most of the time I just look out the window and hiss.

Your breasts are especially natural looking. I always admired breasts. I had one removed when I was 7 after I was expelled from public school for indecent exposure. It wasn’t a real breast; don’t worry. I’m not THAT weird!

Would you mind if I rubbed your feet? No? That’s cool. That’s cool.

View Comments / Sep 17.09 / Sketchy / by Sarah Pappalardo