Puberty
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Gym Class
Joel: Hey, Adolph, why aren’t you showering with the rest of us?
Hitler: Because I don’t want to.
Joel: Is that why, or is because of your tiny gurkehommen?
Rest of boys in gym class: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
In front of class
Osama Bin Laden: And that’s why Dwight D. Eisenhower is my personal hero.
Teacher: Osama, you have an erection.
Osama Bin Laden: Oh, I am so embarrassed.
Teacher: I guess you really like Dwight D. Eisenhower a lot. Hey class, Osama likes Ike.
Class: Osama likes Ike! Osama likes Ike!
Osama Bin Laden: No I don’t! I’ll prove it.
Bad advice
13 year-old Tara Reid: Mom, Jason wants me to show him my boobs.
Tara Reid’s mom: Well, does he love you?
13 year-old Tara Reid: Yeah, I think so.
Tara Reid’s mom: Well, do you love him?
13 year-old Tara Reid: I don’t know. Maybe.
Tara Reid’s mom: Well, there’s only one way to find out.
13 year-old Tara Reid: How do I do that?
Tara Reid’s mom: Have sex with him.
A realization had one day while playing catch
David Rodham: Dad, I don’t think I feel comfortable in my own skin.
Hugh Rodham: What do you mean?
David Rodham: I think I want to be a woman.
Hugh Rodham: Well, that’s strange, but I will love you either way. What do you want your new name to be?
David Rodham: Hillary.
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